— The Moustachioed Robot of Destiny —
👨 iMoustache
( that's "I must dash", in case you didn't get it )
HEADSET REQUIRED: No it isn't.
CONTROLLERS REQUIRED: It's a mouse. Or your finger.
MOUSTACHE REQUIRED: Yes. Draw one on your face before playing. This is non-negotiable.

You play as TASH — a robot with a magnificent moustache and absolutely nowhere to be, yet always in a tremendous hurry. This is a parody of Hyper Dash VR. Hyper Dash is fine. This is also fine.
THE GOSPEL OF TASH
canonical • binding • made up just now
In the year 2047, a robot was assembled. Unlike other robots, this one was given a single unnecessary feature: a glorious moustache. The engineers responsible were never found.

The name was TASH. TASH's rivals — the clean-shaved robots of Hyper Dash Corp — mocked the moustache. "Why the moustache?" they said. "We're in a VR game about tagging platforms."

TASH said nothing. TASH simply dashed. Magnificently.

HOW TO PLAY:
1
Coloured platforms appear. Click them before the clean-shaved enemy robot steals them.
2
Build streaks for bigger points. TASH dashes to each platform you claim. Observe the moustache ripple in the digital wind.
3
Platforms speed up over 30 seconds. You'll say "iMoustache — just one more go." This is by design.
4
30 seconds. That's it. The moustache demands efficiency.
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